Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What is a table you can eat?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?