Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What season begins with a thud?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?