Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the holiest insect?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do cats love to work?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.