What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?