What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What animals make the best students?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which fly makes films?