Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?