What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What nationality are most fish?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?