What does the sun drink out of?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What game do bats excel at?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?