What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How does a witch play loud music?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a vacation at home?