What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?