What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How do bees get to school?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What animals make the best students?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What type of flower grows up too fast?