What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?