What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where was Noah born?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?