What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What nationality are most fish?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?