What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?