Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How much does freedom weigh?