What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
It's Crowded!
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the friendliest national park?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?