What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which is the worst season?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are ghosts always single?