What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are all priests fit?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where does Superman park his cars?