Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where was Noah born?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?