Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the confused bee say?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do you arrest a pig?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?