How do hurricanes see?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why are stones so good at music?