What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?