Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How are teens like cats?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do nosey peppers do?