Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?