How do amoebas make calls?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the cow go to outer space?