What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do bees say in the summer?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's E.T. short for?
What math figure is also in the band?
Are baby skunks cute?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do cats love to work?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where does laundry go to college?
How is life like toilet paper?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?