Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you give a pony with a cold?