Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?