What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What does a panda ghost say?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?