What sport are eggs the best at?
How can you make 7 even?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?