What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?