What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Where do actors go to pray?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?