What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why is winter considered holy?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?