What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?