What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which relative loves rice?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a baby monkey?