Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?