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How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do you measure a millennial?
I broke my finger!
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?