Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?