Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?