Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What country has the most fish?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?