Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
It's allergy season again?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?