What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Did you know about April 1st?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the math book sad?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What sport are eggs the best at?