Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?