Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?