What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How does a cow do math?
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What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?