What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?