Which superhero is best at baseball?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What shape has a knighthood?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?