Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What school subject really rocks?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Can February March?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?