Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do football players make great fishermen?