Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What are you studying in math?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?