Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Do dads always snore?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the stair machines call each other?