Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is the definition of Robin?