What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?