What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which animal will never go bald?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?