Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why was the bud so shy?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?