What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do stars go to college?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?