Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?