What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?