What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the computer cold at work?